Is this going to be forever?

Remember David After the Dentist? The adorable, toothless, drugged-up toddler (maybe he was a toddler – I’m bad at telling how old kids are) that made us all laugh til we cried? Literally, everything he said, we were all just like, “YES, DAVID, YES.” I personally loved to do the crescendo’ed AAAGHHHHHHH whenever I rode in…

This is my body, and I can make it do things.

In my mind, I’ve got this eyes wide, brows up, unblinking crazy face. I’ve been wearing it for weeks, right. Just staring out. Wide, up, unblinking eyes, lusting at people running in the rain and the cold while I nursed a stress fracture. So today I went running. And it felt like running. A rose is a rose or…

1-2-3-4-JFK-FDR!

Do you ever feel like you’re keeping busy to distract yourself from whatever you have going on…relationship woes, work frustration, money trouble….like you end up committing to way more than you usually would, so you can put off focusing on the actual thing you should focus on? YES. A thousand times yes. I recently realized…

Broccoli Teeth

John Mayer was thinking about me when he wrote, “It might be a quarter-life crisis or just the stirring in my soul.” See. That’s gross. I’m quoting John Mayer. MUST be a quarter-life crisis. I’m being semi-overly-dramatic. Things have been… funky. I feel funk-y. I’m not going to break it all down. Quite frankly, I’m…